{"id":337,"date":"2023-09-27T10:00:58","date_gmt":"2023-09-27T10:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smalldivine.com\/?p=337"},"modified":"2023-10-04T11:28:20","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T11:28:20","slug":"shrek-and-donkey-invite-guests-to-stay-in-mud-laden-shreks-swamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/smalldivine.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/27\/shrek-and-donkey-invite-guests-to-stay-in-mud-laden-shreks-swamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Shrek and Donkey invite guests to stay in mud-laden Shrek’s Swamp"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Rental website Airbnb<\/a> has designed Shrek’s Swamp, a grass-and-mud-covered hut underneath a tree in the Scottish Highlands.<\/span><\/p>\n

The small house, which has a bare-earth floor, is described as “a stumpy, secluded haven fit for a solitude-seeking ogre”.<\/p>\n

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The holiday home is located underneath a tree trunk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It is being hosted by Donkey, Shrek’s best friend, who is swamp-sitting while Shrek himself is away for Halloween, according to an Airbnb description written as if by Donkey himself<\/a>.<\/p>\n

In it, he says: “I love everything about the swamp: the boulder out front, the modest interiors, the seclusion (ideal for singing karaoke late into the night), you get the picture”.<\/p>\n

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It features rough-hewn wooden furniture<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The holiday home<\/a>, which sleeps up to three guests, has an open-plan design, with a sturdy wooden bed leaning against one wall.<\/p>\n

A matching table and two wooden chairs sit in front of an open fire on the opposite side of the house, which is held up by large tree trunks.<\/p>\n

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A fish-shaped lamp decorates the bedside table<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Shrek’s Swamp Airbnb also features decorative touches, including a green “earwax candle” \u2013 a nod to a scene in which Shrek pulls out a stick of earwax from his ear and lights it.<\/p>\n

It also has a bedside lamp that looks like a stuffed pufferfish.<\/p>\n

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The dining table sits in front of an open fire<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Visitors can also make use of Shrek’s outhouse, a well-known location from multiple Shrek films, which is located about 20 metres away from the swamp itself.<\/p>\n

Located in a forest in the Scottish Highlands, the hut is surrounded by signs reading “Stay out”, “Beware Ogre” and “Danger!” though these are “probably for decoration”, according to Donkey.<\/p>\n